is out clubbing this weekend. I’m going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.
tried to join a Tourette’s support group but they told me to piss off.
was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
can’t even walk naked in his own back garden due to a hosepipe ban.
and his wife have drifted apart since buying a water bed.
is farting in a cathedral
is juggling hamsters
is bowling naked
is hugging a midget
is arm wrestling an octopus
went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.
is having a party in his pants.
has found love in facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.
has just made love with a sheep and hope it doesn’t reach facebook.
owns youtube, facebook, gmail, messenger and microsoft office. Now will you go out with me?