Funny Facebook Status Ideas


Here are some very funny statuses that you can use as your status update on facebook or use them as status update inspiration. There are some really funny statuses and feel free to write your own in the comments! There are some rude ones too! If you want to use one of these funny facebook status ideas then just copy and paste it straight into your facebook status!

 is out clubbing this weekend. I’m going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.

tried to join a Tourette’s support group but they told me to piss off.

was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.

can’t even walk naked in his own back garden due to a hosepipe ban.

and his wife have drifted apart since buying a water bed.

is farting in a cathedral

is juggling hamsters

is bowling naked

is hugging a midget

is arm wrestling an octopus

went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.

is having a party in his pants.

has found love in facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.

has just made love with a sheep and hope it doesn’t reach facebook.

owns youtube, facebook, gmail, messenger and microsoft office. Now will you go out with me?


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