Funny & Sarcastic Valentines Day Status Ideas For Single People


If you’re single this valentines day or if you just don’t like valentines day then these are the statuses for you! Post one of these funny and sarcastic statuses about valentines day on your facebook if you’re fed up of seeing all the cringey love statuses all over your news feed! You’ll be sure to get likes from other single people or your friends who also hate valentines day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!

One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Ok, I’m single, anyone want to put a ring on it! *wink wink*

I <3 your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep getting changed in front of the window, cause I’ve been recording you.

Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

there is someone for everyone but I wasn’t really thinking about you.

already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.

keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

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