Funny Things To Put As Your Religious Views On Facebook Your Profile

Want to make your friends laugh when they view your facebook profile? Try using one of these funny alternative religious views in your profile information. They’ve all been suggested and sent in by users. There are some clever religious views, witty one liners and funny ideas for your religious views section. Just copy and paste the one you want into your facebook profile info. Or if you’ve made up your own funny religious view – leave a comment and let us know!

Religious Views: On the first day, man created God.
Religious Views: Prove it
Religious Views: Friends to all but midgets.
Religious Views: Agnostic but taking offers.
Religious Views: I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
Religious Views: I barely believe I exist

Religious Views: Guess
Religious Views: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Religious Views: Frequent masturbation.
Religious Views: I’ll repent on my deathbed.
Religious Views: don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.
Religious Views: LOL Religion.
Religious Views: He died for our sins lol.
Religious Views: No fat chicks.
Religious Views: I’m a born-again atheist.
Religious Views: if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.
Religious Views: Holy Batman
Religious Views: Only on Christmas
Religious Views: LOL Jews
Religious Views: Pretty Jewish
Religious Views: Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Religious Views: Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
Religious Views: I’d prefer not to get into it, because historically it always leads to people killing each other.
Religious Views: Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions.
Religious Views: Evolution > Religion
Religious Views: Nuke the Whales

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  1. I told my atheist boyfriend he needed Jesus the other day. He told me I needed sausage xD

  2. uhh Says:
    February 24th, 2011 at 7:30 am

    God is great, this is not funny

    To uhhh… Its suppose to be for people who don’t want there religious views on facebook. its a good idea. Mine says say ‘sausage backwards… figure it out’ but if anyone wants something to put in the political I have ‘down with the rebels’ as a mockingjay-hungergames reference.

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