Your Funny And Cool Facebook Status Update Ideas


Here are some awesome status update ideas that have been sent in by pretty cool people! Have you made up a funny or cool status update? Did you post a status that got loads of likes? Send it to us and we’ll put it on the site if it’s good enough!

This funny spoof facebook chain status was sent in by Robert:

FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook, someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.

This very clever status update riddle was sent in by Emma:

Riddle:
What place once you enter has no roof or ceiling, has more walls but no rooms, is not a house but it is free to get in, has no bouncer but if you know the password you can get in, you can see your friends but never say a word, you can stay there as long as you want but there is no food, no water, and no bathroom, and when you want to leave you do not have to stand up and walk away?
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Answer: Facebook

This cool status update was submitted by Brittany:

If you can read this you have a strong mind:

7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U717, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15.

A funny joke status update which was sent in to us from Jack:

OMG this really works!!!!!
1. Hold your breath for five minutes…
2. Die.

A clever funny status update idea submitted by Kyle:

‎Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

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  1. DONT READ DONT READ DONT READ!!!!!!!!
    So you decided to read it you retarded bum? Correct.Now if you dont post this on ALL of your friends walls in the next 3 seconds Squidward is going to come to your house,eat all your food,leave and tell spongebob to come over,spongebob comes over and switches laugh boxes with you so that you have his laugh,then this will result in you having no food or friends for the rest of your life.Oh and sorry your 3 seconds were up 2 seconds ago.Told you not to read it. ;D

  2. I would like to show gratitude for the hard work you have made in writing this post. I am hopeful the same best work from you in the upcoming as well.

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