Here are some awesome status update ideas that have been sent in by pretty cool people! Have you made up a funny or cool status update? Did you post a status that got loads of likes? Send it to us and we’ll put it on the site if it’s good enough!
This funny spoof facebook chain status was sent in by Robert:
FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook, someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.
This very clever status update riddle was sent in by Emma:
What place once you enter has no roof or ceiling, has more walls but no rooms, is not a house but it is free to get in, has no bouncer but if you know the password you can get in, you can see your friends but never say a word, you can stay there as long as you want but there is no food, no water, and no bathroom, and when you want to leave you do not have to stand up and walk away?
This cool status update was submitted by Brittany:
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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A funny joke status update which was sent in to us from Jack:
OMG this really works!!!!!
1. Hold your breath for five minutes…
A clever funny status update idea submitted by Kyle:
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?